Reprogramming Mental Preprogramming: Archive

True Story

Me: H-h-h-hey when are you guys advert-t-t-ising the PSvita?
Gamestop employee: Excuse me?
Me: t-t-t-the PSVita
Gamestop employee: *tilts head in confusion* I'm sorry sir you'll have to speak up
 >nerves start acting up
 >reach for my pre made spaghetti lunch to calm myself down before trying to explain to this cretin what i want
Me: t-t-the PS VITA, WILL YOU BE ADVERTIS-
 >shout with such force that my spaghetti slips from my pockets
 >spaghetti flies everywhere and slowly begins to fill the room
Gamestop employee: what the hell??
Me: I WOULD LIKE TO PRE ORDER THE PSP VITA THANK YOU
 >remember I spent all my money on my new fedora
 >go beetroot red with embarrassment
 >begin to poop violently
 >the spaghetti and crap meld together on the floor creating gold brown tidal wave
 >gamestop employee is dragged out of the store by the ensuing waves
 >run out of store to hide my shame
 >trip on my cape trying to make a subtle exit and fall over
 >open the door
 >get on the floor
 >everybody walk the dinosaur