March 2012
633 posts
Fuck.
Mega Man 9 is going to force me to completely destroy what is left of my Xbox. I have never been this frustrated over an 8-bit game since the first Mega Man.
February 2012
546 posts
February ends with 11-0-1!
Fuck. What a month.
COYOTES WIN 2-1 IN THE SHOOTOUT!
fuckyeahphoenixcoyotes:
“Check your jog strap at the door!”
True Story
Me: H-h-h-hey when are you guys advert-t-t-ising the PSvita?
Gamestop employee: Excuse me?
Me: t-t-t-the PSVita
Gamestop employee: *tilts head in confusion* I'm sorry sir you'll have to speak up
>nerves start acting up
>reach for my pre made spaghetti lunch to calm myself down before trying to explain to this cretin what i want
Me: t-t-the PS VITA, WILL YOU BE ADVERTIS-
>shout with such force that my spaghetti slips from my pockets
>spaghetti flies everywhere and slowly begins to fill the room
Gamestop employee: what the hell??
Me: I WOULD LIKE TO PRE ORDER THE PSP VITA THANK YOU
>remember I spent all my money on my new fedora
>go beetroot red with embarrassment
>begin to poop violently
>the spaghetti and crap meld together on the floor creating gold brown tidal wave
>gamestop employee is dragged out of the store by the ensuing waves
>run out of store to hide my shame
>trip on my cape trying to make a subtle exit and fall over
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
When girls say Snake bites are their weakness....
invisibible:
Most people feel weak after getting bitten by snake. Not just you.
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Why am I so alone?
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