True Story
- Me: H-h-h-hey when are you guys advert-t-t-ising the PSvita?
- Gamestop employee: Excuse me?
- Me: t-t-t-the PSVita
- Gamestop employee: *tilts head in confusion* I'm sorry sir you'll have to speak up
- >nerves start acting up
- >reach for my pre made spaghetti lunch to calm myself down before trying to explain to this cretin what i want
- Me: t-t-the PS VITA, WILL YOU BE ADVERTIS-
- >shout with such force that my spaghetti slips from my pockets
- >spaghetti flies everywhere and slowly begins to fill the room
- Gamestop employee: what the hell??
- Me: I WOULD LIKE TO PRE ORDER THE PSP VITA THANK YOU
- >remember I spent all my money on my new fedora
- >go beetroot red with embarrassment
- >begin to poop violently
- >the spaghetti and crap meld together on the floor creating gold brown tidal wave
- >gamestop employee is dragged out of the store by the ensuing waves
- >run out of store to hide my shame
- >trip on my cape trying to make a subtle exit and fall over
- >open the door
- >get on the floor
- >everybody walk the dinosaur
